[before reading this blog please take note that these are not my actual opinions. I just wrote it like this because it might be funny. but i do NOT in any way feel this way. That is not meant as any offense to Jeff, but I firmly believe that Jenifer is the only woman for him]
So here are a few of the many reasons(not in any particular order) why Jeff Roberts is every woman's dream:
- He is a skateboarder. nuff said.
- When he got married, he had hair halfway down his back.
- He can run power-point with his eyes closed and his hands tied behind his back.
- He has a son, Ian, who eats mustard with his poptarts.
- He is the only man who would actually look good with tatoos all over his body.
- Cool is so much of an understatement for Jeff thats its actually an insult.
- He can pull off red neck jokes even though he's a red neck himself.
- He gets a new BlackBerry every week.
- He built a skate park in his very own yard.
- I'm pretty sure he can hack computers.
- He's probably beat every video game that ever existed 3 times each.
- Back in high school, he was what all the girls wanted but couldn't have.
- He has a six pack, but Jeff is not conceited so he wears clothes that fit loosely so nobody knows.
- He has a heart-warming smile, and when Jeff laughs, you can't help but laugh yourself.
- Despite the rumor, he is straight.
- Nobody has ever seen him mad. In fact, I don't think anger is a possible emotion for him.
So there you have it, just a few of the uncountable reasons why Jeffrey Lee Roberts is...every woman's dream.
5 comments:
My top 3 favorites:
3. He gets a new BlackBerry every week
2. He has a six pack, but Jeff is not conceited so he wears clothes that fit loosely so nobody knows.
1. He can run power-point with his eyes closed and his hands tied behind his back.
um...i have seen him mad. lol
i think jeff is all of those things, and i am not afraid to admit it.
dang, its a good thing that I'm already taken; all the jeff roberts wonderfulness is public knowledge now!
who??
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